Damn it!!!  Mother Nature threw a monkey wrench into our kinky plans - I started my friggin period!!  I read on Kaya’s blog that the same thing happened to her, is it possible for women to synchronize cycles through the internet?? lol. 

Before this set back happened, we did get in a little quick playtime.  As I mentioned before, Daddy is going to be buying me a treadmill soon so I can de-stress and maybe even lose a little weight.  We’re both trying to eat a little healthier so the other day I was in the kitchen making us a salad for lunch.  I had just cleaned off a cucumber and was getting ready to cut it up to put in the salad when inspiration struck Daddy and he had another plan for this particular cucumber.  *wink wink*

I found myself nude, on the kitchen floor being fucked mercilessly with this huge cucumber!  10 minutes before I had been preparing lunch and now “lunch” was being shoved in and out of my cunt!  I loved it!!!  I loved the total spontaneity of it -  he saw me standing there holding it, preparing to cut it up, took it out of my hand, told me to strip and lay down on the floor.  I knew immediately what was going to happen and I couldn’t peel my clothes off fast enough!

He rubbed my clit with his free hand and I had a very quick and sensational orgasm all over that cucumber.  It’s the first time I’ve ever fucked a vegetable and I’ll never again walk through a produce isle without thinking about it or being tempted to buy another!  I wasn’t sure what to do with it afterwards because it felt kinda wrong in a way to put it in the salad after I had just fucked it and exploded all over it, but Daddy already had this problem solved for me so it was a moot point for me to even worry about it.  The cucumber ended up, unwashed, in MY salad.  Even with dressing I swear I could still taste pussy on it!  Loved it!!  I felt so dirty and slutty to sit there and eat a cucumber I had just had sex with!  God, I love how twisted his mind can be and I wanted more!  MORE!!  *shakes her fist at Mother Nature*